Mikhail Kalashnikov 1947
"Hey Toots!" Phoenix looked Sera up and down. He whistled at her. Little backless black dress, cute choker, fishnet stockings and calf high leather boots. Yuppy, sexy, slutty, and all in an appropriate way. The Englishwoman was gorgeous and carried herself very well. Sera was the rising star of clan Ventrue. She had one of those archaic looking fencing swords. It was in front of her and on the table. No wonder the prince had a thing for her. If he didn't know better, Phoenix would've been trying to fuck her too. The way he addressed her caused Sera to sneer and look away. Phoenix loved doing that.
Phoenix lingered against the door for just a few more seconds before letting it fall closed. Lars was standing, stoically, in his black suit, cropped hair, and well manicured nails. Both arms were folded. Phoenix thought he looked like a faggot. The big man was seated behind the glass table with his hands pressed onto the arms of a rather expensive looking brown leather chair. The chair looked older then him. He didn't budge. He didn't blink. He didn't speak. This usually made kindred nervous. Especially if they knew him at all.
Lars was the one to finally speak. He pushed himself off the wall and unfolded his arms. He (im)politely cleared his throat. "Phoenix." Lars had said in a forced, neutral tone. "This is against all protocol to even be meeting with you tonight. We-" Phoenix ignored Lars and came over next to Sera. He stood so she couldn't look away from him. "I said hey toots. Now you're ignoring me?"
Lars cleared his throat again. "Phoenix."
"What's the matter split tail? Mouth full of the prince's cock is it?" Phoenix cackled at Sera, intentionally taunting her. He mocked a Manchester accent. Her lips curled into a snarl. She bared her fangs.
"Phoenix!" Lars raised his voice. Sera and Phoenix both looked at him.
"Like I was sayin-"
"Can it bitch. I know why I am here." Lars's face reddened. He didn't say anything though. That would have just given Phoenix what he wanted.
Phoenix opened up the black duffel bag and pulled out a Kevlar vest. Then he pulled out another. The first was standard police issue. The second was high grade body armor. "Alright. Listen up. Pay attention because I am only going to say this once." Phoenix pulled three pistols and a sawed off shotgun out of the bag. The first pistol was a Glock. It was the Glock 17. The second was a Colt 1911, .45ACP. The third was a Ruger Blackhawk, .44 magnum.
He passed the pistols around the table. Sera touched them, barely, holding them like they were all icky and passed them to Lars. Lars looked at them like he was familiar enough with them, but he only held them to be polite. Phoenix could tell he didn't actually know what to do with them besides pull the trigger. The elder on the other hand, he leaned forward and looked at them with curious scrutiny. He seemed to like the revolver, but he also looked clueless as to their actual functionality.
The guns all came back to him. Phoenix lined them back up on the table. Then he passed the body armor around. This got a similar response from the other Ventrue in the room. "Note the difference. The first is lightweight and can be worn under normal clothing. It's standard issue to police and is available to the civilian market with only minimum difficulty to acquire. For those of you who remember the days of armored knights on horseback, consider it the modern equivalent of chainmail. The first gun I showed you is a Glock. It's a nine millimeter. It's effective against unarmored targets. Against a police officer's vest, it'll leave a bruise, maybe crack a rib or two. Against Ventrue or Gangrel, it's like a bee sting." Phoenix paused. Nobody was impressed. Good.
"The second I showed you is a .45. It's extremely effective against unarmored targets. It's effective against light body armor too. A good shot to the chest will break some ribs and can put the mortal in the hospital. It most likely won't kill them, but it isn't something they will volunteer for again. Against a tough Ventrue, it isn't enough to cause a great deal of concern, but it isn't something any of us should look forward too either. Getting shot in the face will still ruin any of our nights."
Phoenix paused again. He looked around. Sera was pretending not to be interested. Lars already looked bored.
"Now. The revolver. A .44 magnum. Police issue body armor? I wouldn't even bother. The armor might have a chance on it's best night, on the gun's worst night, and with luck on it's side." Lars raised a single eyebrow in response.
Phoenix continued. He picked up the shotgun. "Now this baby right here. Mossberg 500, chopped down for practical, tactical purposes. Standard police issue armor is completely useless. Even a Ventrue or Gangrel should be very afraid of the business end of this. For those of you who still remember, this is the modern equivalent of the blunderbuss, which we all know made platemail useless on the battlefield, which again, we all know, is why knights quit using it. After all, what's the point of carrying around an extra 80 pounds of metal if the weapons being used against it will pass right through?" Phoenix looked around. He put the shotgun back on the table. "All of these weapons are commonly available to the average Joe civilian. Any of us could get them with minimal difficulty if we were so inclined.
Sera leaned forward. Phoenix had her attention. She was looking between the guns and the second set of body armor. Lars actually checked his watch and yawned. The elder seemed relaxed, indifferent, impossible to read. But Phoenix had his attention. He had already figured out where Phoenix was going with this.
"Now. The second set of armor. Modern plate mail. None of these weapons are effective against it. The shotgun gets reduced to the bad night, the 44 gets reduced to the bee sting. The other two tickle."
"So what's the point then? A Ventrue or Gangrel, using this has nothing to worry about?" Sera looked a little confused, still thinking like an Archaic kindred would. Phoenix nodded at her and smiled. She spoke. His smile grew broader.
"I'm getting to that, babe. A demonstration." Phoenix picked up the heavier piece of armor and tossed it to Lars. There was enough weight to catch Lars completely off guard. "Put that on, Homo."
"You can't be-"
"Serious?" Phoenix interrupted. "I am. And this demonstration isn't for you." Lars looked around the room. "Don't worry Lars. It's only a demonstration. I'm not going to embarrass you or anything. I'm only picking you because it isn't right to pick the Lady or him." Nobility. What a joke.
Lars looked pissed, but the elder nodded. He pointed at Lars. "Do it." Lars sighed and made a mess of himself taking off his coat and putting the armor on. He fumbled with the straps until he got it to fit. Phoenix had to coach him through it. When he was done, Phoenix continued. "Now."
He pulled a final weapon out the bag. He loaded a clip and removed the safety. Without a word, Phoenix acted with surprise and initiative. He opened fire. There was a loud echoing R-Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-kat!
Sera had jumped to her feet and grabbed her sword. She was hissing. The elder's eyes were wide. Lars was slumped on the floor. His foot was twitching nervously, a reaction to damage. Blood and bone were splattered on the wall. Chunks were missing. Smoke and dust had filled the air.
Phoenix looked back at the elder. His hands were white and he gripped the arms of the seat. He leaned forward, a cat ready to pounce. Phoenix lowered the gun. "Kalashnikov. Commonly referred to as an AK-47. It's been in production for over 60 years. That's not much in our terms, but in a weapon's terms, especially a gun's, that's ancient. Note what it has done to your childe, Mister Lee. It cut through the best armor we can get and his Fortitude as though he were a mortal."
Phoenix paused. "You were using that armor when you confronted Ignetz. He was using the Glock, the first pistol I showed you. I mean absolutely no disrespect, sir. I'm just bringing you the facts. Had you not had surprised him, and had he been using one of these. We wouldn't be having this conversation right now."
John didn't look angry. He just looked from Phoenix to the gun, to Lars, to the wall, and back. "I see."
"When it comes to resources, influence, and politics, the clan of kings has no equal. When it comes to modern technology and forward thinking, we are dreadfully behind. Now I respect tradition and pedigree as much as any proper blue blood, but our rising stars are still equipping themselves with archaic fencing swords for Christ's sake." Phoenix confidently took a step forward and tipped his head to John. He was just about to speak when Lars caught everyone's attention.
Lars had started to stir. To his credit, he picked himself up off the floor to his knees. He was still bent over, using one hand to brace himself while the other was clutched to his chest. "You fucking asshole! I'll! I'll have your head on a plate for thi--"
"No faggot. You won't. Especially since you laid down for Dragon. Part of the reason our clan is in this mess in the first place is because you're a worthless cunt."
"You lie!" Lars snarled, painfully dragging himself to his feet.
"No. I don't. I never lie. It's bad for business."
Lars had hit his breaking point. He snarled, eyes glazed, fangs bared. He was just about to leap for Phoenix's throat when John finally spoke. "Lars. Sit down and shut up. Your incompetence is becoming most taxing. You will not be an embarrassment again." Lars stopped directly in his tracks. He sat down on the floor and shut up. John didn't need to make eye contact to make the command work. He didn't even need to make physical contact like it was rumored only some elders needed for their Dominate to work. Phoenix was highly impressed with that trick. He had just started to wonder what he had gotten himself into when John turned his attention to him.
"Tell me what you want."
"To replace him."
"It is done."
This message was last edited by the GM at 15:38, Sat 06 July 2013.