Re: [OOC] The Bar
Okay so everyone is ready for the Food Fight thread. <evil grin>
Now comes the most important decision of that thread:
What do you eat?
The order that the "message" sent you is:
- Double Bacon McHugh Burger - a typical double hamburger that comes out to about 1/3rd of a pound. Not real meat of course. Heck even the lettuce and tomato and pickle were probably secretly soy protein dyed green or red and flavored.
- Grilled Chicken Rancho-Tastic Salad - a typical chicken mixed vegetable salad with ranch seasoned (fake) chicken and practically swimming in ranch dressing.
- Nu-Apple Pie - completely artificial and it doesn't even try to hide it. A product from years ago that never went away, it was created as a "sugar free desert". Marketing on this was heavy on it being a "diet food" until it turned out it still had almost 400 calories in its tiny, three bite form. But instead of sugar it had chemicals that were occasionally known to cause extreme gastrointestinal distress.
- Strawberry milkshake. While it definitely didn't have real milk in it, the whole city had been marketing blitzed for a month advertising it as having REAL strawberry (flavoring) in it. Even McHugh's haters had been saying it was...decent while the consurmists in the city were raving about it. It is the "Shamrock Shake" of Detroit at the moment. Everyone wants one, there are even memes of people lining up for them and it is a stroke of luck that they even have them in stock right now.
Of course it has whatever other traditional "fast food" menu items like burgers, fries, fake "healthy food" that is somehow worse for you than the burgers.
Please be meticulous about what you eat and how much you eat (i.e. do you just take a bite, do you finish it etc.)
There's no hiding it, this is going to play heavily into how the scene develops but I advise you not to get too meta about what you eat or not. You're in a fast food joint, it's lunch time. Act accordingly <evil grin>